Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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