Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.