Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.