Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.