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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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