Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.