Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.