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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.