Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.