Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.