Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.