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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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