Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.