Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.