Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.