Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!