Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.