Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.