Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.