Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.