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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.