Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.