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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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