Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.