Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.