Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.