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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.