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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.