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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

Chuck Norris understands women.

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.