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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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