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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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