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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.