Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.