Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.