Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.