Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.