Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.