Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.