Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.