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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers. Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking. See Top 100

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