Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.