Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. 265 356 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (621 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.