Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.