Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.