Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. 265 356 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (621 votes)
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.