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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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