Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.