Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. 265 354 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (619 votes)
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.