Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.