Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.