Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"