Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. 265 354 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (619 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.