Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.