Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.