Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.