Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.