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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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