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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.