Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.