Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.