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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.