Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.