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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.