Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.