Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.