Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.