Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.