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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.