Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.