Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.