Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.