Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.