Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.