Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.