Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.