The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.