The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.