The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.