The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.