The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.