The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.