The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.