The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.