The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.