The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.