The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.