The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.