The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.