The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.