The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.