Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.