Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.