Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. 301 238 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (539 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.