Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.