Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.