Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.