Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.