Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.