Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.