Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.