Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.