Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.