Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.