Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.