Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.