Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.