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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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