Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.