Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. 301 240 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (541 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.