Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.