Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.