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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.