Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.