Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.