Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.