Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.