Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.