Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.