Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.