Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.