Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.