Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.