Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.