Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.