Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.