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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.