Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.