Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.