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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.