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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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