Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.