Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.