Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.