Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.