Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.