Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.