Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.