Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.