Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.