Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.