Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.