Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).