Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.