Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.