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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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