The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.