The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.