The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.