The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.