The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.