The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.