The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.