The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.