The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.