The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."