The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.