The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.