The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.