Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.