Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.