Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.