Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.