Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.