Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.