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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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