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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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