Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.