Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.