Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”