Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.