Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.