Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.