Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.