How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.