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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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