How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.