How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.