How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark. 279 327 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (606 votes)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.