How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.