How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!