How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.