How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.