How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.