How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.