How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.