Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.