How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.