How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.