How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.