If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.