If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 381 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (645 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.