If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.