If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 382 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (645 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.