If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.