If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"