If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.