If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.