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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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