If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.