If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.