If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.