If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 381 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (645 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.