If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.