If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 381 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (645 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.