If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.