If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.