If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 379 260 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (639 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.