If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.