Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

59% approval (639 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.