If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.