If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.