If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 382 263 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (645 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.