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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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