When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.