When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.