When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

310 256

More Chuck Norris facts

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.