When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.