When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.