When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.