When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.