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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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