When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".