When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.