When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.