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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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