When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.