When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.