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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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