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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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