When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.