When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.