Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.