Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"