Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.