Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.