Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.