Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about. 321 301 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (622 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.