Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.