Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.