Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.