Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.