Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.