Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.