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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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