Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.