Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.