Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.