Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.