Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.