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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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