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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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