Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.