Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.