Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.