Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.