Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.