Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.