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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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