Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.