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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.