Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.