Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.