Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.