Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.