Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?