Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.