Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.