Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.