Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code. 331 302 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (633 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.