Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.