Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.