A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.