Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.