Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.