Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"