Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.