Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.