Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.