Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.