Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.