Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.