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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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