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Roundhouse your way through
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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