Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.