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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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