Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice. 248 280 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (528 votes)
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.