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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.