Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"