Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.