Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.