Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.