Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice. 248 280 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (528 votes)
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.