Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.