Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice. 248 280 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (528 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.