Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.