Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 373 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (649 votes)
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.