Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.