Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 373 273 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (646 votes)
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.