Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.