Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.