Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.