Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.