Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.