Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 373 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (649 votes)
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".