Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.