Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.