Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.