Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.