Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.