Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.