Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.