Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 373 276 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (649 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.