Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.