Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".