Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.