Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.