Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.