Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.