Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.