Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.