Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.