Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).