Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.