Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.