Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.