Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.