Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.