Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.