When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.