When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.