When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.