When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.