When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.