When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.