When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.