When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.