When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. 362 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (698 votes)
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.