When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.