When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.