When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.