When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".