When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.