When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.