182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.