182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.