Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.