182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.