182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 291 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (600 votes)
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.