182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 289 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (595 votes)
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.