182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.