182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.