182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.