182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.