182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 291 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (597 votes)
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.