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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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