182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.