182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.