182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.