182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.