182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.