182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.