182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground