182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.