182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.