182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

285 306

More Chuck Norris facts

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.