182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.