182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.