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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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