Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.