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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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