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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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