Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.