Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?