Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.