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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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