Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.