Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.