Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.