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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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