Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.