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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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