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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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