Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.