Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.