Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them. 306 372 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (678 votes)
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.