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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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