Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.