Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"