Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.