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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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