Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.