Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.