Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.