Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.