Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.