Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.