Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.