Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.