Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.