Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.