Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.