Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.