Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.