Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.