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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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