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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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