Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic. 318 313 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (631 votes)
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.