Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.