Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.