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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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