Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

317 310

More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.