4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.