4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.