4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. 371 369 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (740 votes)
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.