4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.