4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.