4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.