4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.