4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.