4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.