4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.