4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.