4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.