4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.