4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.