Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.