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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.