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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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