Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.