Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.