Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.