Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.