Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.