Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.