Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.