Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.