Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.