Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.