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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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