Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.