Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.