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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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