Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.