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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.