Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.