Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.