Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.