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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.