Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.