Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.