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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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