Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.