Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.