Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.