Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.