Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.