Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.