Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.