Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.