Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.