Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.