Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.