Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.