Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.