Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.