Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.