Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.