There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.