There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.