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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.