There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!