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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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