There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.