There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 272 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (588 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"