There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.