There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.