There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"