There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 272 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (588 votes)
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.