There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.