There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 275 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (592 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.