There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.