There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 275 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (592 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.