There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#538

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