Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.