There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.