There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.