There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

272 316

More Chuck Norris facts

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.