There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.