There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. 275 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (592 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.