Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.