Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.