Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.