Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris