Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.