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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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