Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.