Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.