Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.