Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.