Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.