Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.