Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.