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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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