Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.