Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.