Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. 293 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (591 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.