Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.