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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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