Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.