Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.