Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.