Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.