Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.