Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.