Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.