Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.