Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.