Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

324 246

More Chuck Norris facts

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.