Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.