Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.