Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head. 328 247 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (575 votes)
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.