Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.