Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.