Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.