Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.