Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.