Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.