Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.