Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.