Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.