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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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