Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head. 329 246 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (575 votes)
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.