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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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