He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.