He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.