He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.