He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.