He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.