He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.