He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.