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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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