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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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