He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.