He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.