He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.