He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.