He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick. 321 329 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (650 votes)
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.