He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.