He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.