He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.