He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.