He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.