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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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