He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.