He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.