The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.