Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.