Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.