Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.