Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.