Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.