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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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