Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.