Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.