Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.