Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.