Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.