Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.