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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.