Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.