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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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