Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.