Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"