Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.