Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.