Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.