Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.