Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.