Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.