Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.