Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.