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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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