Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.