Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.