Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.