Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.