Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.