Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.