Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.