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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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