Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.