Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.