Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.