Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.