Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.