Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.