Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.