Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.