Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.