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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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