Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"