Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.