Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.