Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.