Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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More Chuck Norris facts

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.