Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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More Chuck Norris facts

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.