Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.