Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.