Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"