Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.