Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.