Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.