Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.