Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.