Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.