Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.