Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.