Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.