Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.