Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.