Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.