Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.