Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.