Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.