Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.