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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.