Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.