Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"