Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.