Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.