Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.