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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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#396
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
#101
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
#95
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
#513
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
#328
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
#511
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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