Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.