Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.