Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

335 304

More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.