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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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