Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.