Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.