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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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