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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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