Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.