Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.