Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.