Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.