Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".