Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.