Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.