Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.