Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.