Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.