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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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