Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.