Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.