Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.