Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.