Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

380 288

More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.