Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.