Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.