Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.