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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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