Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.