Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.