Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.