Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.