Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.