Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.