Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.