Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.