Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.