Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.