Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. 286 330 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (616 votes)
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.