Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.