Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.