Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.