Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.