Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.