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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.