Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.