Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.