Chuck Norris can watch the radio. 325 390 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (715 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.