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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.