Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.