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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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