Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.