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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.