Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.