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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.