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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.