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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.