Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.