Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 339 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (603 votes)
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.