Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.