Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.