Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.