Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 339 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (603 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".