Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 339 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (603 votes)
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.