Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.