Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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More Chuck Norris facts

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"