Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.