Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.