Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 339 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (603 votes)
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.