Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.