Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.