Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.