Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). 339 265 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (604 votes)
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.