Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.