Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.