Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.