Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.