Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.