Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.