Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.