Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones. 262 317 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (579 votes)
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.