Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.