Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris