Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.