Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.