Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.