Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.