Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.