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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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