Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.