Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.