Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.