Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.