Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.