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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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