Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.