Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.