Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.