Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.