Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.