Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.