Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.