Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.