Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.