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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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