Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.