Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.