Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.