Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.