Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.