Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.