Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.