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Fact #445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it. Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. See Top 100

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