Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.