Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.