Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.