Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.