Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.