Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.