Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.