Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.