Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.