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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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