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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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