Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.