Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims. 305 239 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (544 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.