Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.