Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.