Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims. 305 239 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (544 votes)
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.