Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.