Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.