Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.