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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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