Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.