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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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