Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.