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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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