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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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