Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.