Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.