Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.