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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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