Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.