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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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