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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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