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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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